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Originally Posted by keg in kc
She teleports to Georgia, blows a 15 year-old boy and gets 25-to-life. She then teleports back to Hogwarts.
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Better yet, she wins the Miss Universe pageant, shares a New York townhome with Miss USA and Miss Teen USA, french kisses them in trendy nightclubs in between snorts of cocaine, and winds up becoming Mrs. Donald Trump No. 4.