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The Larry Holmes
Find some old, rich ice queen. Woo her. At some point during sex, preferably in the doggie style or cowgirl, begin popping her floppy boobs like they were two punching bags. As she struggles to get away from you to dial 911, deliver the knockout donkey punch to the back of the head (or to the face, depending on position). Finish by stealing her biggest diamond necklace and parading around her neighborhood while holding it above your head like a title belt.
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