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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
you know why the marines were invented?
so the navy could have someone to dance with.
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They stand on the beach and wave their arms so we know where to shoot the guns. And I'm only half joking.
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4. Performance enhancing drugs:
A) are my ticket to the Hall of Fame.
B) would be better if they tasted like fruit and were shaped like various Flintstones characters.
C) are not for me, because I find that cocaine aids my performance much more effectively.
D) apparently worked for Rodney Harrison.
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