[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

NYW
[pan pile of precut wood, wood glue and stain]
"ta-day, I'm going to be using moyah shopa fulla tools and contraptions that you'll nevah be able ta affahd, to construct a piece of fuhnitah fora cottage by the Sea. This intriquite design, I'll be able to use my $4000 planer, my joinah, this precision biscuit cuttah and jig to create dovetail joints. I'll also be using this new contraption donated to me that will carve unique and delicate designs into the front panels that your wife will want, but you have zero chance of recreating. I'll be doing all of these things without dirtying my shop or cutting my finger"

[pan finished product 30 minutes later]

"see, that wasn't so hahd. Until Next Time, Ahm Nahm Abrams"

And theyah is no moah impohtahnt tip than to weyah THESE safety glasses.