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Old 02-05-2007, 08:42 PM   #28
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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Wasn't it the Yankee workshop where the guy that looked like the Lenox Furnace logo made furniture using ONLY the old hand tools?

I liked that show tool. (pun intended)

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[pan pile of precut wood, wood glue and stain]
"ta-day, I'm going to be using moyah shopa fulla tools and contraptions that you'll nevah be able ta affahd, to construct a piece of fuhnitah fora cottage by the Sea. This intriquite design, I'll be able to use my $4000 planer, my joinah, this precision biscuit cuttah and jig to create dovetail joints. I'll also be using this new contraption donated to me that will carve unique and delicate designs into the front panels that your wife will want, but you have zero chance of recreating. I'll be doing all of these things without dirtying my shop or cutting my finger"

[pan finished product 30 minutes later]

"see, that wasn't so hahd. Until Next Time, Ahm Nahm Abrams"
As always, read the manual to your tools and remember to always wear safety glasses (or something like that)
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