[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by FAX

True, Mr. cdcox. True.

Of course, I hold no animosity toward Mr. beer me. He has been and remains one of my favorite posters. Actually, my greatest fear at this point is that he may have recently attempted a ceremony known in ecumenical circles as the the direful and quite dangerous Self-Exorcism.

Often, such a rite will backfire leaving the person's original personality only partially attached to the demonic spirit's controlling identity which, in this case, is likely a form of brain eater. This is the only logical explanation for his unrelenting fascination with singling out the most intelligent poster, since this dybbuk spirit, no doubt, wishes to devour the winner's brain. Perhaps with a side of buttered noodles.

Given this understanding, I am more than relieved to remain dismissed from consideration.

FAX

Huh... who knew...? I thought I was just making conversation.