[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Donger

I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.

Just an idea here... how about grabbing a little tp and wiping it off when he's finished.