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1) Hip Hop brings out the ladies.
2) Ladies like to dance and play horny for the guys.
3) Guys come out because the ladies are out.
4) Guys buy more booze for themselves and the ladies, thinking they are going to get laid.
5) Bar makes more money selling more booze because drunk horny guy thinks he's going to get with dancing horny lady if he buys her one more drink.
6) Guys go home alone, but remember the bar where all the ladies were drunk and dancing.
7) Ladies go home drunk and alone, but happy, knowing that there is a bar that plays awesome dance music, and the guys are dumb enough to keep buying them drinks even though it won't get them anywhere.
I blame global warming.
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