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Can we be sure that Sando isn't actually a clairvoyant, and is actually looking into the future to plagerize Borges? Of course we can't. Nothing makes sense here! Look at me. I'm a poster defending a journalist for a major paper, and I'm talkin' about Clairvoyance! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're sitting in these discussion boards deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense?
No!
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Sando could be a clairvoyant, you must acquit!
The defense rests.
/I made this up. Every last word. Credit to: me.
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Ehyeh asher ehyeh.
Donger's Razor: "The most establishment-friendly explanation that gives leftist and neocon politicians the most amount of cover is the only possible explanation, even when gaping holes and leaps of logic are required to get there."
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