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Originally Posted by bogie
Rainman,
Maybe you can finally answer this for me. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Am I asking that correctly? Please respond.
Thanks.
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In the U.S., labor laws limit the woodchuck to 0.44 cords per day. In Malaysia, generally deemed to the be the worst violator of woodchuck labor laws, woodchucks routinely chuck up to 1.5 cords per day. The wood is then converted to athletic shoes by giant armies of preteen children.
Yes.