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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Questions referring to Apollo 9, dairy subsidies, subatomic particles, transmission gear ratio, any materials that are excreted from beneath the waist, animal abuse, Anna Nicole Smith, Nerf products, diseases of the eye, children's underwear (including "pullups" and diapers), the Datsun B210, licorice, or tax accounting will not be considered.
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So what would you do if you were watching an apollo 9 documentary concerning the effects of subatomic particles, when anna nicole smith drove by your house chewing licorice on her way to her tax accountant (who has an eye disease) in her datsun b210 beating a dog cause she was upset about the current level of dairy subsidies while pondering the meaning of a transmission gear ratio while some children were in the front yard playing with a nerf football with crappy diapers?