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Originally Posted by KC Fish
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the ****ing Peace Corps.
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You gentlemen seen your midterm grades yet?
They're not posted yet, sir.
I've seen them. Mr. Kroger.... Two C's, two D's, a.nd a.n F. That's a 0.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger, you're at the top of the Delta pledge class.
Mr. Dorfman.
Hello.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
Mr. Hoover. President of Delta house, . ... four C's and an F. A fine example you set.
Daniel Simpson Day... has no grade point average. . . . All courses incomplete.
Mr. Blutarsky. . . .
Tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein exactly what l'm about to tell you.
-What, sir?
-You're out! Finished at Faber! Expelled! l want you off this campus Monday morning! . . And l'm sure you'll be happy to know... that l have notified your local draft boards...and told them that you are now all... eligible for military service.