Guys, I just read that article and I have a soul-ache.
So I need you to listen to me very carefully.
Because what I am about to say is 100% true.
If we trot out Kennison and Parker as our #1 and #2 on opening day, I will shit with my pants still on.
I will shit right there in my pants.
It will be brown and squishy and disgusting, but I will do it.
I will shit in my pants.
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