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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
I had an even scarier one a couple of months ago. Wall to wall gangbangers. I had just arrived when the big momma got in her car and went to church. That left me alone with the gangster son. He was very uncooperative and walked away when I told him I needed to put him on the phone with Directv. I said OK, then I'm going to leave it incomplete and you can explain why when she gets back. He got right on the phone. Those guys aren't afraid of guns, knives or prison but they ARE afraid of their mommas. It is a matriarchal society.
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I suppose the reason for that is that father figures are so rare in their culture. I was thinking that, if there were a way to bottle all that gangster energy, we would have no problem winning the war on terror and Osama would have had a pop in his ass cap a long time ago.
Do you ever worry when going on these calls, Mr. Skip Towne? I mean, have you ever turned a job down because of the neighborhood?
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