[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

This doltfan said she'd like to hear,
Another story that was funny.
I'll be pleased to spin the tale for you
of how she sells her ass for money.

She developed mighty early,
as her lady-part got hairy.
the doltfan wasn't 9 years old
when Uncle-daddy got her cherry.

She wouldn't even flinch a browneye
as John Holmes Jumped inside...
A couple dollars worth of carney-tickets
buys you an hour ride.

Oh, she's a fan of football,
she'll loudly let you know.
she just told me all about her trip,
to the world series super tennis bowl.

Of Sandy Eggo hometouchgoal mem'ries,
she's an optimistic dreamer...
Her money move, you guessed it,
a hot carl cleveland steamer.

If you find hail dammage sexah,
and want first hand knowlege of her story
Find a local truckstop bathroom
put your pickle in the hole of glory.

Now who am I to judge?
her lifestyle choices and beliefs.
Lets take up a collection,
and buy an hour for Gochiefs.

He might enjoy his roundabout
on the vagina tilta-whirl..
Get the double=penicillan son,
if you're gonna bone doltgirl

Very funny. But Longfellow you ain't.