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*Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*
Hello?
Jerry?
Yes, this is Jerry. Who is this?
Jerry, this is God.
Oh, *gulp* hello, Lord.
You know why I'm calling, don't you?
Actually, no, I have no idea.
Remember that little stunt you pulled several years ago?
What stunt?
Oh come on, I know you remember.
Honest, Lord, I don't know what you're talking about.
Jerry! You know! The stunt where you said I was going to call you home?
What!? Hey! That wasn't me! That was Oral Roberts!
What? Ooops. My bad. Well, since I've already dialed the phone and all ...
*lightning strikes Jerry, dead*
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