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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
I wouldst tolerate my man, Dickecurl, who calls himself a a keeper of the vagaries of temporal progress. Lo, though he teaches and seduces me to commit metaphysical boneheadery, and to eat timeouts sacrificed to the abyss
I gave him time to repent, and he assures me of great and mystical improvement since the time of York.
Behold, though you wish to throw him into a pit, and those who commit such disgerence with him into great oppression, I've been assured that he repents of his works.
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And the fans did cry out to Herm, O Herm, forsaketh thee thou Dickecurl! For hast he not proven himself defiled and an abomination before thy people, and before the league, and before the third graders?
And behold, Herm replied in a voice like unto the rushing waters in a river of disease, Sayest thou not! For who knows whereof the time is at hand? Are there not four quarters? And are not the length and the breadth and the height of it equal before me? Let no man say that Dickecurl is unjust. For he that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is reeruned, let him be reeruned still.
And lo, did Herm then smite the media: and he smote them with a rod of iron and cast them into the winepress of fierceness and so did he dip them also thereunto the lake of blood whereon the media did write the praises of Dickecurl that the people might worship him also.
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