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Originally Posted by Sam Hall
Jul 8, 2007 4:10 pm US/Pacific
(CBS) HOLLYWOOD, Calif. A Chewbacca impersonator sexually assaulted a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood in June. The wookie then evaded arrest, police said.
According to an officer with the LAPD, Chewbacca allegedly took the platinum-coiffed actress's hand and placed it on his private parts as the characters performed for tips from tourists.
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I gotta hand it to you, GoChiefs, you finally got a chick to touch you down there.
And they said it couldn't be done.