I do my best to offset this by whispering mean things to children in grocery stores.
"Psst, I heard that your mom is going to abandon you when she gets to the frozen foods."
"Psst, I'm a gypsy. You're going to get lost in the woods and die."
"Psst, that's not your mom. That's a crazy nurse who stole you from the hospital."
I think this sort of thing really helps to ground them.
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