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I always assumed there was a bit of non truth behind this show.
I knew there was something a little fishy, like how they never actually show him meet the people that he “finds” to rescue him. I always assumed it was just part of his crew they stuck out there to make it seem like he stumbled on people.
I bet a he gets picked up by a helicopter, heads to a hotel, gets laid, eats a steak dinner, gets laid again, then gets dropped off in the morning. Those night camera’s of him when he is sleeping is really him under the hotel bed hiding from the hooker he is trying to avoid paying.
“I’m just turning on my night camera to tell you that I just woke up due to a sudden violent noise, wait………..can you hear that, it sounds like foot steps. I really hope its just a bear, or a mountain lion because I don’t have the $200 cash if that wildebeest of a street walker is awake. I’ll stay under the bed in my pillow and blanket fort and maybe she’ll just assume I left and leave herself.”
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