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Originally Posted by FAX
I'm surprised the little bastard didn't try to run you down, Mr. Vanilla Thunder. You're lucky to be alive.
They say that there's an entire, ancient, underground civilization of midgets that live in a vast network of complex, interlocking caverns and tunnels in the earth. Some scientists believe that they come out to pester us from time to time by stealing our coal, mutilating our cattle, and unplugging our hair dryers. They think they're funny, but I don't.
FAX
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Certainly not as funny as Dodo Delwyn, Mr. FAX. Certainly not.