I am either going to be the Cinderella story or in for a long losing season:
QB:Chad Pennington (oh crap!)
RB:LJ (don't let me down Larry!)
WR 1:T.J. Whosyourmama
WR 2:Terry Glenn (T.O. is bound to implode)
WR 3:Samie Parker (no comment)
TE:Randy McMichael
K:Jason Elam (I became violently ill after this pick)
D:Sandy Eggo (Baltimore was already taken)
Bench:
