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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I wish they would always switch to showing flowers when Chiefs kickers are on the field in the playoffs. It would make it hurt a little less.

Here's an interpretation of flowers in dreams:

Flowers are beautiful and in our dreams they could represent the simplest feelings of contentment to the deepest feelings of spiritual completeness. A circular flower is a friendly sign which could be the "mandala" symbol or the symbol of wholeness that represents the "psychic center of the personality." Additionally, the colors could symbolize the psychic centers in our bodies called chakras. Flowers also represent hope and positive growth, along with simplicity, innocence, and possibly virginity.

I guess this means Chiefs fans are content with seeing kickers shank field goals. Deep down, we're all a bunch of masochists. Seeing kickers miss is the "psychic center of our personality." But, at the same time, maybe we're looking for "hope and positive growth," i.e. seeing a kicker make a ****ing kick. We're playoff win virgins.