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Games in Oakland
How to have fun:
1. Wear Black
2. Cheer inside your head for the Chiefs while they defeat the raiders.
3. Pretend to cheer for Oakland.
4. When Oakland screws up, do the following:
Say:
'Damn, our team is fucking up again!!!!!!!'
Or
' Hey Man....the Chiefs are kicking our ass*s again!!!!!!!!!'
Or
' Holy Sh*t....we still suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Or
'Why didn't we throw the fucking ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
The Raider fans turn on their own team VERY quickly.....by saying the above phrases, you're sort of 'planting a seed', the TRUE Raider fans will take over and start yelling at their own team...its hilarious!!!!!!!
As the game goes on everyone gets VERY DRUNK....you'll be glad you're wearing black...they get PISSED when they lose...I've witnessed them burning their OWN jerseys!!! Remember a couple of years ago when they were playing in Oakland on Monday Night FootBall? The chiefs stopped Tim Brown on the 1 inch line on 4th down? If he had scored, the Raiders would have won...there was no time left on the clock.
THEY WERE PISSED!!!!!!! It got ugly in the parking lot...burning jerseys, bottles flying, m-80s blowing off, cussing - HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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