OK, here's what I want.
Offense I want solid development and consistent play from Croyle. If that is not possible, I want him off the roster before draft day. I have no idea what I want from this Thigpen chum. If he sucks, get him off the roster too.
I want consistently solid pass blocking to give whomever the QB may be a chance to make a read and throw the ball. I want big holes for LJ to get to the secondary and do what he does. IMO he is infintely better when he has a hole and can punish some people in the secondary. He's just about impossible to tackle.
I want Kennison to have a Pro Bowl year. He deserves it. On the other side, I want Parker gone right now. I want Bowe to show why he was a #1 pick, catch every catchable ball, and smoke some guys when he is asked to block. I want Webb to pan out. Herm has talked him up so much, I want consistent play from him.
Defense I want for the first time in a long time, CONSISTENT play from the defensive side of the ball. We all know there is talent, I want to see it materialize into a hard hitting, bad ass unit. I want Law to not give up one long play this year. I want the line to destroy opposing lines and get to the QB. I don't care who does it or how they do it, but I want teams to average less than 15 ppg.
Special Teams I also want consistency from this unit. Medlock needs to remove his head from his rectum. The coverage units needs to allow a total of 0 returns past their own 30, without avoiding the returner. I would also like to see some turnovers produced out of the unit. The return units needs to consistently get the O to the 30 or 40 consistently. AND NO TURNOVERS...EVER.
Coaching First and foremost, I want a play action pass on the first play of the first offensive drive of the Houston game. I want Herm to do what Herm does and make our weak links stronger. I would be a happy camper if Herm plays Croyle ASAP (I'm still holding out hope that he will put the rocket in when the line has come around). I want Solari to mix it up. Solari would earn points with me if he would at least try to achieve some balance in play calling. I want the playcalling to force the other team to not put 9 guys in the box. Lastly, I want the coaching staff to develop the talent, establish consistent play, and make the players better.
There you have it. And thats the Readers Digest version!
