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And there appeared before the media a great wonder in heaven; an angel in soiled cloth, and feet of grass, and upon his head a crown of twelve dents: and this was the angel of the run.
And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having five heads and five horns, and seven great gouges upon his five heads: and this was the angel of the draw.
And behold, did Herm sayeth with a loud voice as it were the sound of hail and fire mingled with blood, These shalt be thy offense for I have created such for thee: for thee hast I created them, and for thy pleasure they are and were created! And woe to the inhabiters of Arrowhead and the unbelieving and the whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters who shalt call for the pass or the play action, for by reason of these voices shalt great torment befall any who so calleth!
And lo, did then the angel and the dragon cast themselves like unto death into a wall of stone and fall mightly into a forsaken pile of smoke and spittle. And then did the fans beat their chests and cry to the heavens themselves, Oh fall upon us and cast us into the sea that we may not lay sight to the end of scoring and may not hear the sound of 3rd and long!
FAX
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And therefore it came to pass, that while on a soujourn, Herm fell into a vision and it appeared unto him, that it was time to depart from Sodom and go forth to God's country in the midwest where DV, babylon the great of offenses. And Herm proclaimed unto those who committed adultery with her offenses, and drank deeply the wine of her adulterous x-factor returns, that thou shalt repent of such wicked arena ball frivolity and chasten thyself unto Ball control and field goals.