[Logical]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

Then Herm was led by the fans into the desert to be tempted by the scoring of 22 points. After punting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. The tempters came to him and said, "If you are the Hire of Carl, tell this quarterback to throw deep to win."

Herm answered, "It is written: 'A team does not win on points alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of his coach.'"

Then the fans took him to the holy stadium and had him stand on the highest point of the 300 level. "If you are the Hire of Carl," they said, "throw yourself down. For it is written: 'He will command his field crew concerning you, and they will lift their tarp up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against the field.'"

Herm answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put thy hourly employees to work during the week.'"

Again, the fans took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the trophies of the Lombardi and their splendor. "All this I will give you," they said, "if you will throw down field and score 22 points."

Herm said to them, "Away from me, fans! For it is written: 'Scoring more than 21 points in a game isn't real football, it's Arena League football.'"

Then the fans left him, and Carl came and attended him.

Nicely done you are getting better at this here versing.