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Thou shalt not play Arena League Football on the Sabbath, for scoring is an affront to the lord.
And, in Herm's Revelations 6:12
And I beheld when he had scored the 22nd point in a half, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
6:13 And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind. And the Lord Herm was displeased, for he never wasted his figs.
6:14 And the heaven Arrowhead departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain of men and island were moved out of their places, for they had forsaken the Herm after 2-14.
6:15 And the kings of the earth, the Patriots and the great men, the Mannings, and the rich men, the McNabbs, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, and every Tank hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains, for they had seen football, and it was not this circus.
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