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Your mom is like a Wii...She has been out in the public's eye for over a year and a half and still attracts a crowd of virgins begging to have a shot at buying her, all the local chains claim they dont know when she'll come but thats because shes being passed around through management at the docks, and if you dont buy her soon you'll have to resort to getting someone elses box off craigslist that has been worn out "but still looks like new"
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