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Originally Posted by stumppy
Hey JOhn, good to see you back on the board. Sorry to hear about your heart attack, congrats on surviving. Having custody of the kids can be a blessing in disguise. I know it's a lot of work but if you play it right it can get you a steady supply of p@ssy. Theres a lot of woman out there who get turned on by the nuturiing, caring, responsible type guy.  Then again there's a lot of them who will immediately turn around and walk away as soon as they find out you have 4 kids.  If you play your cards right when your ready to move on all you have to do is use the old "It's just too soon to bring someone into a relationship with my children'. That right there can get you all the p@ssy you want with no strings attached. 
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That's actually how I found my last wife, started sleeping with the babysitter.

Of course I was single, but still sounds better if I leave the details out.
Think this time I'm gonna avoid the old commitment thing. I've tried it twice and no I don't think 3rd times a charm. Of course knowing me, I'll fricking fall for some skirt and end up attached again. PLEASE If I ever mention it, someone send Frazod out to Cody to kick my ass?