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Old 01-18-2008, 04:00 PM   #3
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I was going to go see it UNTIL I read the following from another site I visit.

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I timed it at 1h15 minutes, making it the shortest movie I've ever seen in a theater.

How critics can give this steaming pile of horseshit anything but three thumbs down is beyond me.

If you're thinking of seeing it, just take the 12$, burn em and flush the ashes down the toilet. At least you won't waste your time.

If people say: well I'll go and see it on the bigscreen cause it'll be way better than on DVD, well, it won't. It'll suck just as much.

Yes you do see the monster. Oooooooooooooooo!

Jittery movie. Check.

Bad actors. Check.

Characters doing stuff NO ONE would ever consider doing considering the circumstances. Like running towards a skyscraper-size monster that's in the process of destroying NY or, even worse, thinking of filming yourself doing it. Check.

Leaving the theater not understanding anything about how the monster came about. Check.

Don't know if there will be a sequel to explain things (Alfalfafield?) but it certainly can't be worse than this. Only Ishtar was worse than this in my books.

Consider yourself warned. I took one for y'all.
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