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Dear Dr. Iowanian,
The locals here at the Lake Of The Ozarks really hate the tourists. They wonder why if it is tourist season, we can't shoot 'em?
The locals also say that the tourists from Iowa are the worst of the lot, and believe that IOWA is an acronym for Idiots Out Wondering Around.
I don't really know why, and am hoping you could enlighten me.
I'll hang up now and listen off the air, thanx in advance.
Dinny
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