By "Locals" are you refering to the yokels, or the financially secure arseholes who migrated their with their penile-compensating boats to live on the lake?
Dislike for Iowans likely stems from our high literacy rates and full sets of teeth. I doubt many of them would like the income at local businesses, demand for services and goods, realestate prices, tax rates and lack of infrastructure being paid for by fuel, hotel, sales, Local Option sales taxes, as well as financial contribution to the communities during our visits.
Next time this topic arises, tell them that this Iowanian considers the Ozarks a flyover territory on the way to a real lake, that resides on the Arkansas-Mo boarder. Invite them to fornicate their relative of choice in the location that makes their orthadontist cringe.
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Originally Posted by Dinny Blues
Dear Dr. Iowanian,
The locals here at the Lake Of The Ozarks really hate the tourists. They wonder why if it is tourist season, we can't shoot 'em?
The locals also say that the tourists from Iowa are the worst of the lot, and believe that IOWA is an acronym for Idiots Out Wondering Around.
I don't really know why, and am hoping you could enlighten me.
I'll hang up now and listen off the air, thanx in advance.
Dinny
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