Detroit could indeed be the Taint of the United States.
According to recent movies, should you be approached by an unsavory group, they're only there to challenge you to a dance fight, or maybe a rap battle.
Should this situation arise, be sure to include any number of previously posted iowani-lines to dis' dem propa.
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Originally Posted by Bearcat
Dear Dr. Doom,
I’ll be traveling to Detroit soon for business. Having watched Kentucky Fried Movie a few times, I know it's similar to the 7th layer of hell, minus central heating. What are some tips -- or some do’s and don’ts -- that I should either use to prepare or follow while I’m there, in order to come home without any souvenir gunshot wounds?
Sincerely,
Potential Homicide Case #9249671
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