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Originally Posted by Iowanian
By "Locals" are you refering to the yokels, or the financially secure arseholes who migrated their with their penile-compensating boats to live on the lake?
Dislike for Iowans likely stems from our high literacy rates and full sets of teeth. I doubt many of them would like the income at local businesses, demand for services and goods, realestate prices, tax rates and lack of infrastructure being paid for by fuel, hotel, sales, Local Option sales taxes, as well as financial contribution to the communities during our visits.
Next time this topic arises, tell them that this Iowanian considers the Ozarks a flyover territory on the way to a real lake, that resides on the Arkansas-Mo boarder. Invite them to fornicate their relative of choice in the location that makes their orthadontist cringe.
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Spot on. I think they're aware of the economic impact, but I also think their parents are very close.
Now I need to know why I think it's so funny when Bob Dole calls somebody a dipshit or Donger interviews somebody.
It would be even funnier if there was a way to determine who had been called a dipshit the most number of times and have the winner interviewed by Donger.
Dinny