first of all this story is f'd up. yes the family is
#1 (as stated above) if you see a god
16 ft snake near your HOUSE (or your dogs bed) you get it the F out of there! that puts your kids in danger!!!!!!!
#2 i really hate the part where it says "pulling the dog out might hurt the snake" ... sorry but who the f cares. yes its a Chihuahua but come on...if a snake tries to eat my Yorkie then that snake is dieing a morbidly slow and painfull death that would make Hannibal cringe. F the snake and F the parents for putting there kids at risk. they should be thankful that it wasnt one of the kids... i can just imagine now..
parent 1 - "oh honey look theres a 16 ft snake outside in the dogs bed (or house)"
parent 2 - "oh? well lets just wait this thing out..im sure it will go away and not eat our kids or anything like that."
parent 1 - "indeed, lets go drink some Fosters to help time pass"
parent 2 - "oYe"
**fast forward a few days**
parent 1 - "hmm i wonder what ever happend to that overly large reptile that was hiding in our back yard?"
Children - "screaming!!!!!!!!!!!!"
snake - *eating dog*
parent 2 "oh, well maybe we should call animal control or something"
parent 1 - " dont worry about the dog kids, lets go have cookies and sunny D"
**ending** everyone live happily ever after.
p.s. no not that hannibal
