My wife and I finished redoing our bathroom today. She went and bought a new towel rack. The packaging for that thing was ridiculous. I mean, why did it need that many zip lines? Why did they need to be so tight that you couldn't fit a knife under them, thereby forcing you to scratch the finish as you scraped it?
It's not like it's a bottle of arsenic, it's a fuggin towel holder.
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