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I work in a liquor store, and one day this rather oafish looking fellow came in and asked me where the beer was. Well, there is more than one kind of beer, and it's in a few places, so I asked what he wanted. "Regular beer," he said. Ah, huh. Domestics are on the right side of the cooler. "No, I don't want no foreign stuff! I want American beer." After he left, I made a sign and posted it on the corner of the cooler reading UNFOREIGN BEERS TO THE RIGHT.
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