|
Fart loudly in nice restaurant - 3
Pick fight with a bear - 16
Bitch slap infant - 11.5
Poop in pants - 5
Pee in pants - 5.8
Poop and pee in pants - 6.2
Belch, poop and pee in pants, fart and sing "O Danny Boy" - 6.66
Whack midget with hammer - 0
Whack midget with hammer while pooping in pants - 0
Drown ex-wife in pool of grape jello - 14
Set self on fire - 8
Trip old lady in grocery - 6
Play "your fly is open" game with old lady in grocery - 6.7
Dress up like Amy Winehouse - 18
Stick Oreo cookie up ass - 11
Post in all caps - 18
Use term "idiosyncratic" in sentence - 19
Glue remote control to table - 13
Eat half of egg roll and return other half to Chinese buffet - 14
Scratch privates in public - 7
Scratch privates in public with hand in pocket - 6
Ask stranger to scratch privates in public - 5
Root for Raiders - 20
Breathe air escaping from dog's anus - 12
Poke self in eye with green bean - 3
Poke significant other in eye with green bean - 3.2
Purchase Barbra Streisand concert ticket - 19
Participate in the YMCA dance at party - 18.4
Spend date evening knocking frogs back into lake with 9 iron - 12
Tip Hooters girl with tampons - 3
FAX
|