Some buddies and I were at the bar and this guys wife calls wanting him to to get his butt home. He hangs up and goes into a rant about he will leave when he damn well wants, and so on. About 15 minutes later in walks the wife, he says hey baby she screams dont you call me baby you son of a ##### I heard every word you said. Well me and my buddies scatter to the pool tables as she was draging him out by the arm
