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Originally Posted by Donger
My son just told me, "Daddy, one day I'll be King of Mars."
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Tell him to stay away from yodelers.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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