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Originally Posted by Claythan
Ghosts, demons and the devil are 100 percent bullshit. I know, because on multiple times I've made silent requests to commune with the devil so that I might sell my soul for a variety of favors in return. He never answers. Not even a goddamn sign. I think about this shit all the time when it's dark and shit never appears. If I'm alone in the house and in the shower, my thoughts instantly turn to OMG WHAT IF A SPOOKY SPOOKY IS BEHIND THE CURTAIN AND SURPRISES ME?
NOTHING EVER ****ING HAPPENS.
One time I laid belly up on a high school football field in the pitch black dead of night. I looked up at the stars and tried to send my thoughts into space so that psychic aliens might come down and take me away. No aliens came. Satan didn't take advantage of the opportunity to corrupt me. My high school ghost didn't come out to anally probe me.
Either all this occult/paranormal bullshit is laughing at me behind my back or it doesn't exist. Because I've tried to invite it all into my life hundreds of times - short of Ouija boards - and NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
If you believe in ghosts, demons, the devil or any of that ****ing bullshit you're a goddamn moron.
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Losers aren't accepted by any man, woman, god, or devil.... EVER! You have to have a redeeming quality, otherwise they'll ignore you.... hence, your predicament.