[Rausch]

So you're afraid there might be sweat or a smell when she goes down there but not what a mouth full of ****ing gold bond tastes like?

Rausch: Nah, it's cool Red. You go tear up the dance floor. I'll sit here with Mrs. Insecure and play the proper wingman. Have fun.

Red: Nice. Later.

Rausch: You want a drink? Yeah, it's cool. They'll be all sweaty and ****ing disgusting in 30 minutes anyway. We'll need the liquor just to sit next to them. Hell, I wanna' smoke anyway. Let's go outside on the deck where you can hear yourself think.

Red:*impressing chick on floor with r0x0r dance skillz. Covered in sweat.*

Rausch: Is drunking up chick's friend who is nice and cool outside, won't have trouble staying awake later 'cause she's not fall down tired after dancing 3 hours, and won't feel like heading straight home to take a shower before being touched. Chick friend is also likely drinking more due to just sitting there and not dancing.

I don't know how many times I've seen Vinnie Bobarino tear up the floor and impress 3 or 4 girls, get all their numbers, but leave alone that night because the girls were all sweaty and felt uncomfortable. Meanwhile, the time you spent BS'ing one gal and getting to know her looks even better after her x3 drinks. Plus, she's not a sticky mess that smells like Chewbacca's ass.