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Originally Posted by Donger
I can't imagine being with someone new. I actually think that I'd rather go celibate than do that.
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It's not an idea I'd be fond of either. I know I couldn't dip younger because i can't ****ing stand Teens-Twenties now.
I had to be a wingman about a year ago to occupy the wordy friend while my buddy did his work at a party. She was hot, real hot, but the whole time I kept having this Scrubs-like daydream where I choked her out with piano wire and managed to get to the point where I was thinking of where to stash the body.
I lucked out and she left with an ex about an hour later, after hundreds of "yeps" and "uh-huh's."