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Originally Posted by sedated
fucking tell me about it.
that bitch started talking about pressing charges
what does a 6 year old know about "charges"?
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alright, so I pick up my date, take her to a lovely dinner, pay the tab, and we're at her place afterward.
she looks over her shoulder at me and asks "don't you think it's preposterous that you're fucking me in the ass on our first date?"
I say "don't you think preposterous is too big a word for a six year old?"