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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Yeah, that's right; flipping the script a bit. That's my new goal in life. Coming off the effects of the divorce. I need a new schtick. Anybody have any; hunt it, kill it, cook it, eat it advice regarding hawt chicks? Im looking for true pros here.
Anybody?
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1. When you're out, don't mention you're divorced.
2. When you're out, don't look depressed
3. When you're out, don't act depressed
4. When you're out, don't think about the "good times" with your Ex.
5. Find a way to enjoy yourself.
6. Don't bang the first chick that will bang you (unless she's a 9. Not a 1 or a 2 or a 3 but a 9. Otherwise, you'll just make yourself sick).
7. Lose weight. I don't care how lean your are, lose weight. "King of Queens" was a TV show.
8. Lines only work on dumb chicks. If you meet a dumb chick, lie about everything. Name, occupation, reason for being there, etc. Make it cool or you're ****ed. If you can't think on your feet, have a plan in place before going out.
9. Avoid MILF's at this point. Do you really want to deal with somebody's 7 year old brat, let alone have said brat see you at 7:10am with a hangover and a crusty cock?
10. Have fun. Don't take it to seriously. Date. ****. Have a great time. Don't make each chick out to be some sort of emotional tampon or rebound queen. ****y, ****y and more ****y.
Bonus: NEVER talk about your Ex. Nothing. Not sex, not hair, not relationship, not "how much you cared about each other", NOTHING. Nobody gives a ****. It's over.
Good luck!
PS - Change your font. Every time I read your posts, I expect to see a large breasts and a small cock. I don't know what it's called but it should be listed as Tranny.