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I don't like those fukers.
I'm not allowed back at the only oral surgeon in Jeff. And if you live in Jeff you know who I'm talking about. Don't go there. The ****er hires illegal Russians to apply the anesthesia.
It just so happens they're hot chix he's found on interweb dating sites who have NO ****ING CLUE HOW TO KNOCK A MOTHER****ER OUT!
I do though...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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