"Hey - did you hear that we are the best fans in baseball? Oh, Stubby Clab just struck out - we need to give him a standing O. Come on! Come on people! If we don't give him a standing O, we won't be the best fans in baseball anymore!!! We are in Baseball Heaven, for crying out loud. If you don't stand up, I swear, I will report you and your Cardinal Nation citizenship will be revoked."
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