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17-24ish: ex was a fake boob multi orgasmic squirter. (seriously)
19: Quickest from first meeting to in the sack: 15 minutes.
19: Once got blueballs trying to get some from this chick that wouldn't put out all night.
Always thought it was just a saying until my stomach and nutts were hurting as if they'd been kicked by Donkey.
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