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Originally Posted by BigRedChief
Baseball brawls are usually the lamest things ever. Someone gets hit in the legs or shoulder after a home run, He charges the mound. A couple of wild haymakers are thrown that land about .05% of the time and then everyone piles on the two combatants to stop further bloodshed.  |
Unless you're a Cub farmhand, in which case you attempt to murder someone in the dugout and instead hospitalize a fan.
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